Top Adds — 2026-05-08

Today's article cannot be generated: the upstream Yahoo daily-adds scrape was unavailable (YAHOO_COOKIE env var not set) and no per-player data blocks (ownership %, depth chart, L14, Statcast, transactions, tweets) were passed into the prompt.

Why this is blank

The assignment's strict rule is that every name, stat, tweet handle, transaction date, role, ownership %, and depth-chart number must appear verbatim in the data block. With zero player blocks supplied, any list of 10–15 adds would be fabricated — including the player identities themselves. That fails the no-hallucinations constraint at the most basic level.

To produce today's article, please supply:

• The Yahoo top-adds list for 2026-05-08 (player name + PID + ownership % + today's adds count)
• Depth-chart row per player (level / position / depth_order / role / on_il)
• Active injury record (il_type + ETA) where applicable
• Last-7d transactions (call_up / il_return / option / dfa)
• L14 stat line (batting or pitching)
• Statcast peripherals (xwOBA / Barrel% / HH% for hitters; xERA / Whiff% / K% for pitchers)
• Buy/sell signal tier label + drivers
• Last-36h insider/beat tweets (handle + content) mentioning the player

Once the data block is attached, I'll return the standard 10–15 numbered blocks with stream/hold meters, verdicts, and inline ownership citations as specified.